[Intro]
Yesterday, I asked you to help me write a song
You tried you best.

[Verse]
I love the way you spank me
I don't know what to say
I'm so sweaty
Mom's spaghetti
Hope this song makes Daddy stay
Hey, where's my waifu?
If you write a song, who writes you?
Double the memes, double the dreams
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth
Stop being mad; there's no reason to be
I know who really killed Kennedy
Don't worry bae, it's only a semi
Hear my battlecry!

[Chorus]
No.
No, no, no, no.

[Verse 2]
I killed a man
Make that two
Illuminati is controlling you
My dank memes, they aren't for you
Drop off the meth at the rendezvous
You look like Agent Smith, I'm sorry
Cool fedora
Come on, Barbie
Yolo, swag, omg, Bae
Random doesn't equal funny, okay?
Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute goes by
Bananas are great, mate, eight out of eight
Get in the van; we have WiFi

[Chorus]
No.
No, no, no, no!
Will I get on YIAY, today?
Nope!